Well, at least neither of us has ever been a witch.

I know posts like this one will be popping up everywhere, but I couldn't help myself.

Delaware Republican Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell claims that she is not a witch. Furthermore, she claims that she is me:



But how could you be me, Christine? After reading this laundry list of your positions on the issues, I don't see how you could be me. For

• The fact that the whole country is having sex does not bother me
• I don't believe that condom distribution causes AIDS 
• I see nothing wrong with contraception
• I don't believe that wives must submit to their husbands
• I have no problem with women attending military academies
• I am against overturning Roe v. Wade
• I am not afraid of homosexuals and I don't believe that they are sick
• I think gay bashing is a serious problem
• I believe that the scientific evidence for the truth of evolution is overwhelming
• I never dabbled in witchcraft
• I am an atheist
• I believe that Satanism and rock music are two different things
• I believe in the separation of church and state, and I don't blame school shootings on a lack of organized prayer in public schools
• I am liberal and pro-American
• I don't believe in death panels
• I don't believe that Britney Spears is dangerous
• I am not some right-wing nutjob 

I hope that clarifies things.