- What would Jesus do?
- Which cable package would Jesus purchase?
- Which game console would Jesus buy, and how many hours per week would he play?
- What fur coat would Jesus wear?
- Which SUV would Jesus drive?
- What factory-farmed animals would be Jesus’s favorite?
- How many mistresses would Jesus have?
- Which town hall meeting would Jesus disrupt?
- Who would Jesus deny medical care to?
- Which politician would Jesus destroy with lies and propaganda?
- Which public figure would Jesus ridicule with the use of racist stereotypes?
- Which corporation’s profit margins would Jesus protect at the expense of the working poor?
- Whose taxes would Jesus raise in order to give tax breaks to the wealthiest Americans?
- Which children of the Third World would Jesus allow to die of malnourishment?
- Which race or sex would Jesus discriminate against?
- What movies would Jesus censor?
- Which books would Jesus burn?
- What method of deception would Jesus use to win converts to Christianity?
- Which religion would Jesus vilify and encourage war against?
- How small and how thin would Jesus prefer the Arctic ice cap to be?
- What natural disaster would Jesus justify as God’s punishment for the sins of heretics?
- Which homosexuals would Jesus try to cure, assault, or kill?
- Which criminals would Jesus execute?
- What method of execution would Jesus prefer: lethal injection, electric chair, gas chamber, or firing squad?
- Which abortion doctor would Jesus murder in cold blood?
- Who would Jesus waterboard?
- Who would Jesus target for an airstrike?
- Which country would Jesus launch an unprovoked preemptive attack against?
- What city or cities would Jesus destroy with an atomic bomb?
- Which genocide would Jesus permit?
25–30: Think about it.
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0–6: Think about it.